I Wish Being A Btch Paid The Bills Ceramic Mug 15 oz

I wish being a b*tch paid the bills. The skill set is sharp, the performance is consistent, and the compensation remains disappointing.

This b*tch paid the bills mug files the formal grievance with the economy. The talent is real, the market hasn't caught up, and the coffee funds the gap.

Who this is for:

• The formidably opinionated woman doing it for free
• The gag gift for the friend whose directness is legendary
• Anyone needing an I wish it paid the bills mug for the hustle
• The uncompensated. Still delivering. Impressively.

Made for the boardrooms and the group chats where she runs the whole show unpaid. The invoices are pending. The standards remain elite.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Skill: elite. Pay: zero. Attitude: fully funded.