Little Miss Never Drinking Again Ceramic Mug 15 oz

Little Miss Never Drinking Again, reporting for coffee. The vow was sworn at 2am, notarized by a headache, and scheduled for renewal next weekend.

This never drinking again mug honors the most broken promise in brunch history. The commitment is sincere every single Sunday morning.

Who this is for:

• The Sunday morning philosopher rethinking Saturday night
• The gag gift for the friend whose last time is never the last time
• Anyone needing a never drinking again mug for the recovery hours
• Little Miss. Reformed. Until further notice.

Made for the morning-after ritual: water, regret, carbs, and a mug that understands the cycle without judging it. Much.

What you get:

• 15 oz white ceramic, big enough to matter
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed in the USA
• Makes a gift she will actually use

Vow: sworn. Expiration: Friday. Coffee: healing.